The past is your playground.
You can do whatever you want there.
Because no matter what you do, the past can't complain.
And the present doesn't care.
We've all read stories about traveling to the past and accidentally (or not so accidentally) changing the timeline.
But what if you travel to the past and couldn't change the timeline even if you tried?
That, at least, is the claim of the Time Industries Panel in the 34th century. And time travel is big business, so they must be right(!)
The result:
* a new kind of time travel adventure.
* a multitude of historical figures to insult.
* plenty of opportunities for a little romance.
* a little 23rd-century Danish swearing.
* and introducing Stiletto Caldwell, an anti-hero protagonist who thinks he's a bad boy from a romance novel but becomes so much more...
Where are we in the timeline?
Here at Time Dogz Inc, we can travel wherever we want in the temporal continuum. But you can't.
The current location is: April 6th, 2024. What's happening now?
* The first three novels are out in paperback, Kindle, and Kindle Unlimited. The first book is on a US$0.99 (or equiv.) launch price
* Get started with Naked in the Black, an introductory short story set after Time Travel in Rock: 1984. Get it here: https://bookhip.com/VVZGBCJ
* I have a brand new YouTube channel, where I talk about the Time Dogz books and have readings from all three Time Dogz novels. https://www.youtube.com/@timctaylor1848/featured
#1 The Past Sucks
The past is your playground.
You can do whatever you want in the past. And we do mean… anything…
Because no matter how foul your mess, the Time Dogz will always clean it up.
At least, that’s what they tell you. But is it true? How should I know?
I’m Stiletto Caldwell. Dragged back from death on a battlefield in the distant past, I’m the newest recruit to the Time Dogz.
Being sent to 1930s Germany, with a team lead I’m more than a little in love with, sounded exciting at the time, but it caused me more problems than being shot and beaten to a pulp. It brought me deadly enemies.
Now those enemies are taking their revenge. I’m in Belgium, 1848, to pick up a guy in a big hat called Karl Marx. It should be a simple job, but I'm being framed for historical murder.
And that’s when they inform me that the Time Dogz have a special reward for failure.
Death.
- Drink cheap red wine with Karl Marx.
- Dark humor from your Bad Boy antihero.
- Spark a revolution in 1848 while fighting the evil time knights.
- Plus introductory bonus: punch some real Nazis.
#2 And So Does the Future
In which Stiletto saves the world from an alien invasion... that never happened.
Humanity is defeated.
The Earth conquered.
It is the end of history.
Which is kind of surprising because none of that used to be in the history books.
It seems the past can be changed, after all.
The Time Dogz send a crack team, featuring yours truly, to 2362. Our mission is to fix history and save the human race.
Just one problem: an alien android in the form of a beautiful Flemish girl programed to seduce me.
You’d think she’d be easy to resist, but those alien tech bros know what they’re about.
And so does she.
It’s the Battle of Earth, all right.
But for all the alien starships raining down hellfire upon the Kalifornia Konurbation, the missile attacks on sleepy English airbases, and the space combat at Saturn Gate, the real battlefield – the place where the fate of humanity will be decided – is my heart.
Let’s face it. The human race is doomed!
- Sun, sex, and jollies in a totalitarian future world.
- Mad robots. Bad robots. And very naughty ones.
- Stiletto gets to be a space action hero...
- ... finds a new lover in an unexpected place...
- ... and does something profoundly unselfish, to everyone's astonishment.
#3 Time Travel in Rock: 1984
In which Stiletto uses the power of rock to fight a Soviet takeover of the world and falls in love... with the wrong woman.
I’ve been demoted along with my new companion to the mysterious Cleaners. (Said companion’s name is Zuri ‘Zudge’ Jaiden and she’s short, savvy, and subversive – I like her). Sent on a training mission to Ipswich, England in 1984, our mission has been to foil time assassins hired to kill the bass player of a rock group called Kiss.
That isn’t the problem.
With Time Dogz Inc. under attack from its competitors, the Cleaners are now using the ‘Kill Box’ to make our jumps, an experimental time machine discarded years ago because of its unfortunate habit of making its passengers disappear. Where they go, nobody knows.
That’s not the problem, either. Not the immediate one, at any rate, because there are a stack of other things waiting to kill me first.
The purpose of the Cleaners is to mop up other people’s time messes. Unfortunately, they’ve acquired a new recruit with a psychological condition that makes him intolerant of being told what to do. And that difficult individual might have just disobeyed his orders a little bit at the Kiss concert.
Consequently, my friends and lovers are now disappearing. Gone. Ripped from the timeline along with the techs I need to operate the time machines to fix my mess.
And that is the problem, but only because I’ve let myself care for people far more than is good for me.
And like an oaf in a fool’s hat, I will risk everything to save them.
Together with my little spitfire, Zudge, an all-American rock goddess, and a decrepit KGB spymaster, I’m off on a desperate mission to the 1970s to save history, headed behind the Iron Curtain for the English People’s Democratic Republic.
Don’t let those Cold War spy thrillers fool you. It’s tough there, back in the EPDR. I already know that not everyone’s going to come back home, and my mistake is going to cost me dearly in ways I could never have imagined.
- Feast on 1970s party food.
- And 1980s rock 'n' roll sexual innuendoes.
- While Stiletto indulges in Cold War spy intrigues.
- And makes the ultimate romantic sacrifice.
Naked in the Black (free short story)
Stiletto's heartbroken. The last thing he needs is to be sent naked into the black of Saturn Gate... with Monique DeSalle.
Get your intro to Stiletto's shenanigans today with this short story set sometime after the first three novels.
This story was originally published in the anthology On Deadly Ground (2020) and revised slightly to fit more cleanly with the first three novels.
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BTW: I've had stories in countless anthologies, but On Deadly Ground is one of the very best. It's well worth checking out for the other stories there.
- The last stand of humanity.
- Stiletto does space combat within the rings of Saturn.
- DeSalle meets a lover from an earlier life and discovers she made quite the impression.
- Did I mention you can read or download this from the button below?